I’m an avid traveler, so I’ve always wondered how people managed when they took their little ones on big trips. Here’s a snapshot of how a recent trip to Las Vegas went for us.

7 a.m. Check in at the airport. Thank heavens for no baggage fees on Southwest, because it looks like we’re going somewhere for a month. The ticket agent demands proof of Baby Y’s age since he’s flying as a lap child. We brought his birth certificate … but it’s in a bag that we’ve already checked. D’oh. The agent says she’ll do us a favor and take our word for it that he’s under 2. I try to be as gracious as possible … he’s big for 7 months, but he’s no 2-year-old!

7:15 a.m. Security. We use the family line for obvious reasons, but it still feels like a small military operation as we juggle the baby, stroller, car seat, laptops, carry-ons, shoes, coats, and various liquids. I don’t know how people do this alone.

Our gate is close by, and I set out a blanket and a few toys for Baby Y to burn some energy before the flight. An older couple stares as I entertain the kiddo and Papa Y shoves the stroller and car seat into their gate-check bags.

“Is it worth it?” the woman asks.

“Jury’s still out,” I say. She smiles, but I detect a healthy amount of pity.

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8 a.m. Time to board. We line up with the other families, exchanging sympathetic looks. I try to keep Baby Y from squirming out of my arms and dive-bombing a pair of little girls in front of us. We head for the back of the plane as everyone who is already on board averts their gaze. I know exactly what they’re thinking: Please not beside me oh please oh please oh please not beside me. I can’t hold it against them … I would have been thinking the same thing not so long ago!

8:30 a.m. Take off. We sandwich Baby Y between us and cocoon him in a blanket. He fights us for a few minutes, then drops off to sleep. Success …

airplane with a baby

9:15 a.m. … but not for long. Commence bouncing on laps, chewing of safety information cards, playing with water bottles, mauling of faces, and gazing at iPhones. When all else fails, I nurse him. I’ve worn old maternity jeans to avoid flashing much midriff and enlist Papa Y to act as a human shield. A nursing cover just isn’t an option in such a tight space.

Eventually, we get another 40-minute nap, but it’s clear he’s not comfy enough to sleep any longer than that. Time for more bouncing, chewing, and peering.

9:30 a.m. (12:30 p.m. eastern) Landing. We meet up with Papa Y’s parents, brother, sister-in-law, and niece and nephew, who have flown in from Denver. Papa Y and his brother will be golfing in a tournament while the rest of us hang out. After about an hour, we pick out our super swank and stylish rented minivan. Oh, how times have changed!

11:30 a.m. After lunch, we drive Baby Y out into the desert so that he can get a much-needed nap while Papa Y and his brother register for the tournament. He’s still asleep when we make it back into the city, so we cruise the Strip to give him more time. I’ve somehow never been to Vegas before and have to chuckle – who’d of thought my first time on the Strip would be with a napping baby?

2:30 p.m. Check in at the hotel. The room is big and has a tub – a pro with a baby. There’s no refrigerator, though, so I can only keep pumped bottles of milk good for 24 hours. Drat.

After unpacking a bit, we head out with the stroller to explore. Wheeling a 7-month-old through a smoky casino doesn’t exactly make me feel like mother of the year, and I wonder what in the world I’m going to do with him for the next few days, especially since it’s too cold to swim.

4:45 p.m. I nurse Baby Y and put him down in his travel crib, wondering if he’ll sleep through until morning. After a 10-minute round of overtired fussing, he’s out, and it’s soon clear that it’s for good.

Papa Y heads out for some night golf with his brother and nephew. I stew a little bit about sitting in a dark hotel room in Vegas while everyone else has fun. To add salt to the wound, there’s no WiFi – obviously, I’m supposed to be gambling instead of surfing the ‘net and supervising a sleeping baby. Alas, it will be my first of many stints in that dark room … and my first of many times wishing we’d paid for a suite.

11 p.m. He’s up. I nurse him back to sleep.

2:30 a.m. Up again. He’s not going back down without a fight. I claim the extra bed and cosleep with him – the nuclear option at home, but I don’t want to be that person with the screaming baby at a hotel.

4:45 a.m. Up for good. Ugh. Thanks, jet lag! I find Papa Y working away on his laptop in the bathroom in order to avoid disturbing us. “Welcome to my office,” he grins. Ah, travel with a baby.

at the hotel

We get dressed and head downstairs for a quick bite to eat. We have time to kill, so we explore the hotel a bit more before Papa Y heads out for golf. Baby Y is pretty content to take in all the new sights and sounds, so I keep him up for a bit longer than I normally would in hopes that he’ll go to bed a bit later tonight.

8:15 a.m. Back in the room. I draw the shades, change Baby Y’s diaper, nurse him, and put him down, hoping that the long morning wake time won’t backfire with a ton of crying or a super-short nap. He protests LOUDLY for a few minutes, and I’m afraid I’ve miscalculated – but then, suddenly, conks out.

9:45 a.m. LOUD rapping at the door. “Housekeeping!” I leap from the bed as the maid enters. I’d forgotten to put out the “Do Not Disturb” sign. I must look really pissed because she practically runs back out the door. I creep over to Baby Y’s crib. Somehow, he’s still sound asleep, and remains so for over another hour. This time I mean it: Thanks, jet lag!

11 a.m. I meet up Baby Y’s grandma, aunt, and cousins. After a quick bite, we head for one of the only kid-friendly destinations within walking distance: M&M World. The kids are super excited and Baby Y is in a great mood. His cousins entertain him with funny faces and silly dance moves as we make our way through a sea of sugar-inspired paraphernalia. I get Baby Y a romper and Papa Y a “Star Wars” candy dispenser. I also treat myself to some M&Ms that cost several times what they would at the grocery store. I’m a sucker.

M&M store

The Strip, as it turns out, is not stroller-friendly – shocker, right? Aside from the expected hazards of dodging revelers and street performers every 30 feet, the only way to cross in most spots is via pedestrian bridges with elevators that may or may not be in working order. Finding elevators in the hotels themselves also borders on ridiculous.

2 p.m. Back to the room for Baby Y’s afternoon nap. He conks out for another two solid hours, which is especially awesome because it means he’ll probably have a normal bedtime around 7.

5 p.m. Papa Y is back from golf. We all play a little in the room and go on another walk to kill some time before putting the kiddo to bed.

6:30 p.m. I start Baby Y’s bedtime routine by reading him a few books. Afterward, I dim the lights, change him, slather on some lotion, and put him in a sleeper and a sleep sack before nursing him – the very same routine we follow at home. When he’s asleep without protest, I breathe a sigh of relief and creep into the bathroom to make myself halfway decent – Papa Y’s parents will keep an eye on him for the next few nights while we try out some of Las Vegas’ celebrity-chef restaurants. To quote Papa Y, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for the weight gain!”

8 p.m. We enjoy a leisurely dinner. I try to savor everything, as it’s my only real baby-free time. The lobster bisque doesn’t disappoint!

Las Vegas strip

10 p.m. Much as I want to linger and take photos of the lights, mommy guilt sets in and something tells me to head back to the room. Baby Y is half-awake in his grandpa’s arms. It’s a sweet sight, but I’m afraid it won’t bode well for the rest of the night. I nurse him again, and he protests the moment I try to put him down. Sigh. I’m too tired to fight him. We co-sleep.

2 a.m. Baby Y wakes me up by clawing my face and pulling my hair. I shush him and nurse him.

I can’t help but think this is not exactly the type of nightlife I would have envisioned enjoying in Vegas a few years ago. But as he grows drowsy, I remind myself that I was never the party-till-dawn type anyway. So I smooch his chubby little cheek and settle in for a few more much-needed hours of shut-eye … before another unpredictable day on the road with a baby.