This is a guest post by my friend Rita, mother to 3 year old Ouri and 1 year old Ran.
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A lot has been said about my husband Ilan and my son Ouri‘s scooting sessions. But it’s more than that.
I love watching them together. I feed on their raw energy, just like my conversations with Ilan a few seconds before we fall asleep at night helps me put parenting in perspective. They are friends. Buddies. Homies. Ilan gets permission to be a child again, and Ouri gets a partner in crime.
They are in the now. They have an understanding. It’s like they have an inside joke.
But like a typical Jewish mom, I have something to say about everything they do. Their evening scooting trips usually include a (crappy) dinner that I’m not happy about. Their mutual baths leave the bathroom floor (soaking) wet. Their wrestling sessions usually result in (minor) bruises.
I once heard a comedy bit by a famous Israeli comedian about differences between men and women. It was corny, but very precise. One of the things he said resonated with me, and sticking to that simple truth saves me a lot of energy when it comes to everyday quarrels:
You can not tell a male what to do, and how to do it.
Apparently it’s true for small males as well.
I try not to comment on what they do, but it’s stronger than me. “Don’t stay out too late,” I say. “Take an umbrella with you, it’s about to rain,” I ask. “Please try to eat something nutritious,” I beg.
I am usually shushed and ordered to mind my business. “Fine,” I say. If there is anything I have learned about having 3 boys, it’s that I have to pick my battles.
Sure enough, they arrive, soaking wet at 9:30pm with a bag from McDonald’s.
Their boys’ club is impenetrable to moms. And thank god for that.
“But what do you propose I should do?” I ask my husband after fighting with Ouri about some mundane thing.
“There are boundaries of course, but mostly let him do his thing. At his own pace,” my husband tells me again and again.
It’s easy for him to say — he usually doesn’t have a 15lb diaper bag of stuff, or a 19 lb baby strapped on him, or concerns about making it on time/lunch/naps, etc. Leave it to the boys and Ouri will look like a little hobo, living solely off fries and pizza in no time.
Well, this is where mothers come into play, because every club needs basic maintenance. Secretly though, without making too much fuss about “the right thing coming out of the 15lb diaper bag at the right moment” or “chicken soup with the right amount of shkedei marak waiting for them after they’ve been scooting for an hour.”
But not too much. Because you don’t want to mess with the magic of boys’ club.
I love watching them together. They are in the now. They have an understanding. It’s like they have an inside joke. And sometimes, when I’m hanging out with both of them, I feel like I was let in on it.
GOLD / cantaloupe / 5787 posts
that’s why i don’t want all boys! i know they wouldn’t listen to me. my MIL has that problem. there are 3 boys in the house (well, 3 men now – fil, bil and hubby)… i swear they don’t respect my mil and she’s the “outsider”…. (not saying your boys don’t respect you)…. just i don’t want to be in that situation!
hostess / honeydew / 7669 posts
Awww! I am so excited to be having a baby boy….but a little nervous about feeling left out of their fun in life! This puts it in very good perspective for me. I know it’s going to be lots of fun.
admin / papaya / 11187 posts
Rita, I love this post!! This had me dying of laughter: “Sure enough, they arrive, soaking wet at 9:30pm with a bag from McDonald’s.”
What a wonderful post! :-)
blogger / clementine / 992 posts
So sweet! I can’t wait to watch my husband with our little boy.
GOLD / pear / 1728 posts
You can not tell a male what to do, and how to do it.
Love that quote and it is so true. I was thinking about that when I read Mr. Bee’s post from today about involving dad. Sometimes it’s so much easier to do things yourself as a mom because you have a system down. Let dad do it and it takes longer and may not come out the same way. But there is so much value in letting that masculinity flow sometimes :)
GOLD / persimmon / 1243 posts
“I am usually shushed and ordered to mind my business.”
I hope this post is slightly exaggerated, or that I’m misreading the tone! It made me sad. I am excited to watch my husband with sons, if we’re blessed to have them someday, but I’ll be disappointed with my husband if I consistently feel left out.
kiwi / 721 posts
I think that this was a really sweet, tongue-in-cheek kind of post & enjoyed reading it. man, I hope that we have at least 1 girl, though! I think 3 not listening to me would make me lose my mind. kudos to you for having a sense of humour & putting a positive spin on things.
blogger / pomegranate / 3139 posts
I understand that this is one small snippet, and it is a sweet post. At the same time … I definitely am hoping to stave off “fun dad” syndrome — i.e. the boys get to go have fun and then mom is the one who has to restore order. Once in a while, sure. But not constantly.
persimmon / 1469 posts
Such a sweet post!
cherry / 116 posts
Sweet post! I love how my hubby and son can’t get enough of each other. But it’s still mom who they go to for food and comfort. I love it!