I have had the same idea of a “dream car” since I was in high school… a 1982 Volvo station wagon, in white, converted to run on veggie oil. I was very, very close to buying one that had already been converted right before I got pregnant with Ace 5 years ago, but at the last moment decided I needed something a bit more practical. We ended up with small Nissan, and it was fine. I didn’t know about car seats back then, so installing my rear facing monster of a seat made me realize that there was no way our car would work for two kids, especially two rear facing kids. By the time we got pregnant with Lou, our lease was up, and it was time.
Time for the minivan.
I may have a slightly outdated vision on what is cool. 1982 Volvo station wagon? Very cool. 2011 Honda Odyssey? Not cool. But, that is what we ended up purchasing and it took me literally less than 3 hours to declare it the best thing I have ever driven and will probably ever drive. Definitely not the coolest, but when you have heated seats and and doors that open with a button who cares about cool. Certainly not me.
What can our mini-van do? The back row folds completely flat so I can pack just about any furniture that I find while thrifting into the back. Once I stuffed two assembled bookshelves and a learning tower back there. It has outlets to charge up the iPads and a built in DVD system in the ceiling. I didn’t even know things like this existed. There is a sunroof that I like to open as I play loud 90s music when I am by myself on the way to my Saturday night moms only book club. Epitome of cool right there.
I’ve changed diapers in the back of the minivan. I’ve nursed babies in the front, the back, and the way, way back. I’ve stuffed 8 people in for a road trip, I’ve transported 12 tree stumps for a project, I’ve used it as a refuge when I need 5 more minutes to myself, and as a place to nap when our A/C broke on a 117 degree day.
I get more compliments on this sticker than I’ve ever had before.
I hear a lot about how buying a minivan is “giving in.” Or sometimes, giving up. I totally understand that perspective, and I probably even felt the same way before I test drove one. But for us it came down to what is most convenient, safest, and able to accommodate our growing family (and my thrifting habits). So instead of framing it as giving in, I’ve tried to think of it as leveling up.
I hope to get my Volvo someday, but I’m never giving up the minivan life.
nectarine / 2018 posts
I tell DH all the time that my dream car is a minivan. He thinks I’m nuts but it seems so practical with small kids and big kids! For now our vehicles are just fine… but I still get a little envy whenever I drive by a minivan. But I don’t even pretend to be cool haha
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
Haha I need that sticker!
Honestly, after I had kids I stopped caring about a lot of things and what car I drive is one of them. I sold my beloved Mini Cooper (which was so, so cool) for a mini-van. That’s unconditional love for my children right there haha! But I totally agree that our mini van has been the best things EVER.
persimmon / 1381 posts
We’re going to need to get a new car since we’re expecting our third in June and I want to get a minivan. I am a little nervous to drive one since they seem huge, but I think there are a lot of pros (the doors!) that outweigh the cons. I do think it will be a pain to get my then 4 year old of our his car seat in the 3rd row (he will be in a 5 point harness for a LONG time, he’s small) but it will be a pain to get 3 kids in and out of a car regardless.
pomelo / 5621 posts
In the next 1-1.5 years I’ll need to get a new vehicle and DH wants me to get a minivan. I’m not to sure. Maybe I should test drive one befor absolutely saying no.
cantaloupe / 6086 posts
I have minivan envy for sure! Just so useful.
pomegranate / 3973 posts
I lol’d to this. I will say I love everything about our mini-van, except that its a van.
DH loves it more than I do though, I really miss my Traverse!
apricot / 390 posts
That bumper sticker is amazing. Unfortunately, I’ve never been cool, so does not apply here
blogger / apricot / 439 posts
This post is hilarious and I love it!
nectarine / 2521 posts
This made me laugh. I once watched someone load an entire arcade game into their minivan and was so impressed! We didn’t end up with one (went the SUV route) but the minivans are very very nice. Not cool, but I gave up cool 2 kids ago.
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Man I love our 2018 Odyssey. The middle seats slide from side to side! So you can separate the kids when they’re fighting, or you can shove them over to one side to make room for the potty training toddler to use the potty you’ve brought along! Yes, it is wonderful because it’s a moving bathroom.
clementine / 874 posts
DH went from a Buick LeSabre to a minivan and he’s quite happy. We love our van and I’m grateful that he was already used to driving a boat
nectarine / 2431 posts
We had multiple mini vans growing up (I feel like this was before the onslaught of SUVs) and it never occurred to me as a kid that it would be uncool! My sister has five kids and totally rocks her mini van! I wouldn’t hesitate but we only have two kiddos and a Hyundai Santa Fe serves our needs.
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I used to think mini vans were the coolest when I was a kid because we didn’t have one, and there is the Caravan (literally my name in the name, so it’s meant to be, right?) But I couldn’t bring myself to get one when we had to get a bigger car than my VW beetle. It does seem so nice, especially the doors…
persimmon / 1390 posts
My DH had an all-wheel-drive minivan ad pop up on Facebook the other day and now he’s sold. Pretty sure mom-vans are cool with the mom crowd.
pomegranate / 3768 posts
I love our minivan! I never thought I’d get one but wow, it is so convenient and all that extra space. I was worried about driving such a huge beast too but I got use to it pretty quick. The kids love it too. Well they mainly love the tv when we go on road trips.
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Not a fan of minivans here, but I totally get the convenience of them. I grew up with and learned to drive in one. We have 3 kids, all in car seats, and a Subaru Outback fits our needs for now but I’m sure in a couple years when it’s time to get another car we’ll consider a minivan. We would need AWD, and I think there’s only one minivan on the market with that feature.
persimmon / 1345 posts
My husband made me get a minivan after we had our 2nd. I cried a little but man…we love it now. Now we have 3 kids still in carseats and it’s great. One additional thing I didn’t know I loved about it was…how much farther away the kids are to the front
Recently, we went on an international trip and rented the cheapest car (sedan) for the whole two weeks and stuck all the 3 kids and their carseats in the back. The noise level was excruciating. It was like surround sound and I got constant headaches. As soon as we got back, I appreciated how far they are to the front
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I love this