I am an extroverted introvert. I can turn it on when I need to, but I pretty much need an hour to recharge afterwards. It is exhausting for me to be social, even though I do enjoy aspects of it. My work requires that I spend a lot of time being social, which means that I schedule myself carefully to allow for time to recover. But I have way less control over the social lives of my children. And the thing that kills me the most is the dreaded kid party. When I see one of the invitations in my kids’ cubbies at schools, I get clammy and immediately try to think of a way to get out of it. I’m Mrs. Cereal and I hate kid parties!

The thing about kid parties that makes me anxious and weird is that there is an expectation for me to act like a normal human around the other parents. For my work, I have a persona that works for me. I am at events with the expectations that I will represent my university and my research and that is something I can hide behind. But at these parties that is not the case at all. I am just Little Bug or LeLe’s mom and for me that means I struggle to find things to talk about. I hate the pressure of making small talk in these situations. I can find a stupid topic to discuss at my work interactions, but at these parties, I clam up and internally freak out. In my head I imagine that all the other parents are secretly watching me and wondering why I am such a weirdo.

The other thing that throws me off completely for these parties is the gift giving. I know what my own kids like so there is this idea in my head that all kids of that general age like the same things. But obviously that isn’t real life, and trying to figure out what a three-year-old whom I don’t live with likes gives me a complex. I try to stick with basic gifts, art sets, books, etc. But I also don’t want to be giving a kid something they wouldn’t like, or worse, a gift that the parents think is completely wrong for their kid. I usually put the “no gifts please” caveat on the invites for my own kids and that is really because I am trying to avoid more stuff, but I am also trying to avoid having to tell other parents what to get my kid.

I am even weird at my own kids’ parties. I try to make sure that at least one of my friends with kids of similar ages to my kids attends the parties so I can essentially hide with them and avoid talking to the other parents. I actually really love planning events and making the parties cute and fun, but I have no idea how to entertain a grown up I don’t know. Even typing this out, I am getting all squirrely inside at the thought of having a bunch of other parents around me. I wonder frequently if the parents attending my kids parties are secretly wishing they were anywhere else.

I know this will all get easier as the kids get bigger and the parties are parent-less. I long for those days, when I can just drop my kid off at a party and escape without having to talk to the other parents. I know I am not far away from this, but for now I am trying to figure out a way to get through the rest of these parties without losing my mind.

Are any of you introverted parents? How do you cope at the kid parties you have to go to? And what are your go-to gifts for a kid you barely know?