I wrote this post back in March, a few weeks after finding out we were pregnant. And no, we didn’t get any better at keeping secrets.

So you know how most people wait 3 months to share the news?  We’re so not those people. It isn’t really a surprise, as we rarely make it to Christmas Eve without giving out all our presents.

We found out I was pregnant on a Friday afternoon. We talked about sharing the news, and arbitrarily decided we’d each pick one person to tell. By lunch-time on Saturday, we’d told fifteen people. We obviously suck at secret keeping.

I’m a little worried that we’ve somehow jinxed things, but I’ll just hold my breath, cross my fingers, and knock on a lot of wood during the next three months.

You know what they say about the best-laid plans. I had visions of grandeur when it came to telling people I was pregnant.  When you’re trying on and off for ten months, you have a lot of time to plan. I thought up little plans, big plans, fun plans, and sentimental plans. In my mind, they were all fan-freaking-tastic.

In reality – they were all a big fat FAIL.

Example #1 – Telling my husband

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My husband and I had a deal: when I got pregnant, he’d take over cleaning the bathrooms.  When I got the BFP, I envisioned presenting him with a giant bucket loaded with rubber gloves, toilet bowl cleaner, and sponges all wrapped up in a shiny bow (I’m such a romantic, right?) to share the good news. In reality, I couldn’t contain my excitement/disbelief, and told my husband, without preamble, when he was, eh-hem, occupied on the throne.

Example #2, #3, and #4

Consider this a warning – don’t aim for creativity when telling your family. We tried phrasing things in a fun, playful way, but it bombed – every time.  Our families’ responses to our big news were as follows:

  • “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (Telling my mother-in-law)
  • “Dude, I can’t hear you.” (Telling my brother-in-law)
  • “Wait, I’m naked. I’ve got put some clothes on.” (Telling my mom via Facetime)

Although it feels like we’ve told everyone and their mother, there are still plenty of people to share the news with, including grandmas, friends, and colleagues. I’d like to be optimistic and think we’ll make it a few more months before spilling our secret to the world, but things don’t look promising considering our track record.

How long did you wait to spill the news?