I’ve been sharing all the hilarious/crazy/unexpected things that have happened in the last few months with a group of my mommy friends and we’ve started tagging these instances with #momlife because they are beginning to be normal in our lives.
To be frank, two year olds are weird. There’s no getting around this. I feel like mine is especially weird, but maybe that is just because nobody around me is telling me how weird their two year old is, so my perception is skewed. Classic example of this? As I wrote about before, we are trying to get LeLe into potty training but she just doesn’t seem all that ready. However, she does like to pee in the shower at every possible opportunity. Cue three nights ago when she stripped naked in the bathroom and peed all over the floor because it was shower time. I walked in expecting to see her naked and ready to get into said shower, but instead she was literally spraying pee all over the floor. I swear to you, she was alone in the bathroom for less than a minute. #momlife.
You know that magical moment when you are holding your beautiful son over your head and marveling at how adorable he is? And then 2 seconds later, you are covered in puke and it narrowly missed your mouth? #momlife. How about the time you roll over in the middle of the night and all of a sudden a tiny face is in yours, smiling huge and wanting to spend an hour clapping his hands and giving you slobbery open mouth kisses. At 2 am. #momlife.
What about the fact that your car is covered in crumbs and sticky fingerprints? #momlife. Or that you just cleaned the kitchen floor and two minutes later your toddler drops an entire cup of milk and it manages to seep under the fridge. #momlife. How about the giant smile your toddler gets when you turn on the Frozen soundtrack in the car, even though you’ve listened to it three million times? #momlife.
My life now is filled with these moments where I can’t even begin to understand how they are happening. I just didn’t expect my life to have so many hilarious things happening all.the.time. I guess I was under the impression that having kids would be boring. The reality is not so. This post is meant to be funny in nature, but in all honesty, being a mom and living the #momlife also means that I am experiencing so many things that I would have missed otherwise. Like having my little boy fall asleep on my chest for two hours and being so content that he makes little happy sighs every few minutes. Or having my two year old tell me she loves me for the very first time. That’s the best kind of #momlife. These moments fill my days and nights and change me. They make me happy and sad at the same time and I can’t believe that I get to experience them. I feel like I won the lottery with my two babies. Like I did something extra right and got rewarded with these two perfect little souls. Ahhh, #momlife.
The #momlife is tough, exhausting, even depressing at times. But there are so many things that happen that are magical, unexpected, beautiful. And that my friend, is the #momlife.
What are your #momlife moments?
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
Pretty much most of yours, minus the peeing in the bathroom naked part, and the carseat part, for now! I totally use #momlife ALL the time!
blogger / apricot / 439 posts
Ah, such a great post! I can’t wait to experience #momlife!
pomelo / 5084 posts
Yeah, that puke thing totally happened! I was kissing DS on his mouth when he was about a month old and he chose that moment to spit up. #momlife
cherry / 196 posts
When you walk in on your 3 year old squirting leave in conditioner all over the bathroom walls, mirror, carpet, bathtub, etc. But then he looks at me and says, “Mommy, you’re my best friend!” #momlife
pear / 1852 posts
lol, I think we could all add to your list.
Kids are weird, and every age is a different kind of weird.
eggplant / 11408 posts
I love this!
This morning, I took my 22 month old DD with me to a doctor’s appointment…where she insisted upon brushing my hair the.entire.time the doctor was talking to me. #momlife
She also always wants to buckle herself in the car seat, which takes forever and usually results in a meltdown. So I get in the back seat with her to try to help, and she melts down because I can’t drive the car from back there. #momlife
But then yesterday, when she was in bed with me again at 4 am, and she insisted on taking my pillow, she finally threw her arms around my neck and fell into a deep sleep. Maybe this #momlife thing isn’t so bad, after all!
cantaloupe / 6131 posts
When you spend forever setting up a Little People set for your son and his favorite part is ripping the stickers off the set and yanking the little umbrella off the patio furniture.
When he screams for food and clambers to get into his high chair and then summarily throws and spits out what you made him.
When your nonverbal toddler suddenly learns to say “choos” and constantly brings you his shoes to wear and you break your indoor shoe rule because it’s so cute.
guest
On the last day of a my husbands week long business trip (aka hell for me), I wanted to take a quick shower before putting my boys to bed. My 2 and 3 year old stripped down naked, dumped an entire bottled a sunscreen on the floor sumo wrestled in it and then dumped all of the contents of the bathroom drawers and made “soup”. I was up until 2 in the morning trying to clean it.
blogger / kiwi / 626 posts
@snowjewelz: I’m just glad that other people get to experience the same stuff!
@Mrs. Starfish: I just can’t wait to hear about your #momlife happenings! I’m so excited for you!!!
@wrkbrk: Gah! I’m trying not to gag thinking about this. @DenverMom: Hahaha!! I love the switch to sweet lovey kid when they are caught being naughty!
@Mrs. D: So true!
@LovelyPlum: I can just picture her brushing your hair at the doctor… So funny!
@gingerbebe: I could write a whole post about #momlife during meals. It’s a whole different game.
@DBB: Oh man! This sounds terrible!
blogger / nectarine / 2600 posts
Oh my gosh I had this happen today! I was playing with Fiona and she pukes right in front of me hitting my hair and part of my face! Ugh so nasty. Not a good moment for sure