I’ve heard of kids being afraid of the dark, closet monsters, and the the vacuum cleaner — common childhood phobias. Eli has a couple of fears, but none fall into what I would consider the “normal” category. He cowers when the big snow monster that Elsa creates throws Anna out of the ice castle in Frozen, runs from the room when the monkey in Toy Story 3 comes on the screen, and screams bloody murder any time we try to cut his hair or nails.  The cartoon fears are easily avoided, the cutting of excessive hair and nail growth, not so much.

Being the wild, dirty boy that he is, the nails are rarely an issue since they are constantly being broken down, and we only occasionally need to hold him down to take care of toenails. The hair issue, oh the hair! I love long hair on little boys, however, Eli has stick straight hair that grows straight down his face from the middle of his head. The kid could really benefit from a cowlick, but his hair growth pattern is just not accepting for long hair – making haircuts a necessity.

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The sheep dog style had to go. He was actually having to tilt his head back to see things!

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The first time he got a trim, no problem. The second time he would not even let the stylist near him; there was so much yelling, screaming, and trying to get off the chair. We tried suckers, the iPad, any distraction. Nothing worked! We ended up having my mother-in-law trim his hair while Mr. Seashell held his body on his lap and I held his face steady. He screamed and flipped out the whole time. The third time, I held him while Mr. Seashell buzzed his head on the longest setting. There were so many tears and we again tried all the methods of bribery. We chose clippers because we felt as though placing scissors anywhere near his head would result in massive bodily harm.

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So much hair

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After the buzzing, super puffy from all the tears he shed

Here’s the thing, what do we do?? We have family pictures this weekend and will need to do a cut before they occur.  Our last buzzing session, while getting the hair out his eyes, was patchy and not great. Have you guys had this issue? What did you do? We are having him watch the kid from Ryan’s Toys Review on YouTube (that addiction of his deserves a whole other post) get a haircut. Plus, bribery is a concept he is starting to understand, so here’s hoping! I would love any and all advice!